The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.579 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,005 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 362,264 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians believe manners maketh the leader, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 24,424^th in the world and 441^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 42.91 flags saluted per person per day.